In a dramatic twist to this season's opening Spot the Ball Competition, NO-ONE guessed the correct location of the magic sphere, meaning this week's jackpot rolls over to next week.

Despite at least two people bothering to take a stab at where the ball was following the penalty area kerfuffle between the OHAFC 1's and Eton last season, no-one managed to pinpoint A4 as the crosshair of correctness, thereby rendering tomorrow's scheduled prize giving ceremony and post-ceremony press conference redundant.

Coming up this week: OHAFC Pools - can you forecast correctly a Home win, Away win, Score draw or (miraculously) a No-Score draw for our three teams in action?