Friday Statz Bombardment
Harrow Bluers Premier XI: No matchup received from the office of the Matchup Commissioner
Harrow Bluers 2nd String: Old Berkham's Head, Harrow High School Field Turf, 2pm GMT, 9am Eastern Standard Time
TEAM STATZ:
- 13th matchup, 8th domestic matchup
- 3rd v 5th in Division 3 of the Arthurian Conference
- Bluers can reach summit with major victory, can slump to 5th ranked if they play like douchebags
- Berkhams will climb above Bluers if they collect the W
- OHAFC current streak: W W L
- Berkham's current streak: W L L
- OHAFC domestic streak this semester: Won 4 Lost 3
- Berkham's road streak this semester: Won 2 Tied 2
- Previous matchup: Bluers 4 Berkham's 0, JLC Round of 16, Feb 25th 2012 (Soya-Inca, Frank Linn, Philly Berry with a deuce, the goalshots)
- No corresponding matchup last semester
- Current points totalizer compared to last semester: now a trio of points more, offence 2 to the good, defence breached 3 less
- Current situation compared to after the same matchups last semester: same totalization of points - 13
- 2nd matchup straight on field turf for the second roster
PLAYER STATZ:
- 33 players from the roster used this semester, 101 in last five semesters
- A-rod Cayterr and Cajun Chop-Punch most matchups attended: 10/12 (0.833)
- A-rod Cayterr swings most matchups started: 10/12 (0.833)
- Maximum Curry with most mins on field in official matchups: 810/1080 (0.750)
- Maximum Curry hottest goalcontainer buster: 6 big ones registered
- Dave Seed the quickest draw in the west: 14 mins when he gone done goalblasted the Bluers in front versus Rick Hamists second string roster on Nov 23rd
- Caramel Amen the majorist felony disciplination combatant: 1 minor felony indication card this semester
- J R Ewing set for 60th appearance in all tournaments
- Cajun Chop-Punch set for 50th 1st team selection for second roster in League matchups
- Jacky Robin's son set for 25th appearance in all tournaments
- Maximum Curry set for 20th 1st team selection for second roster in League matchups
Harrow Bluers 3rd string: Old Forest Trees, Harrow High School Field Turf, 12 noon showdown
TEAM STATZ
- 11th matchup, 7th domestic matchup
- 6th v 5th in Division 5 of the Arthurian Conference
- Bluers can overtake opponents with victory, cannot drop a ranking even if they play like total douchos
- OHAFC current streak: W L L
- Forest Tree's current streak: D L D
- OHAFC domestic streak this semester: Tied 1 Lost 5
- Forest Tree's road streak this semester: Won 2 Lost 3
- Previous matchup: Bluers lost 4 to 3 on November 9th at Harrow Ball Club Philly Athletic Field (Eddy Page, Al Schmidt Jr & a retarded goalstrike into his own goalcontainer by some lame-o)
- No corresponding matchup last semester
- Current points totalizer compared to last semester: now a deuce of points less, offence 8 to the good but defences breached 12 more
- Penultimate road trip for third string roster this semester
PLAYER STATZ
- 33 players from the roster used this semester, 53 in last 1.75 semesters
- Al Allwell and Lazer Corn most matchups attended & started: 9/10 (0.900)
- Al Allwell with most mins on field in official matchups: 795/900 (0.883)
- Al Schmidt Jr & Ben & Jerry Sewell hottest goalcontainer busters: a trio of big ones registered each
- Al Yoghurty the quickest draw in the west: 15 mins when he gone done goalblasted the Bluers in front versus Old Hounds Alien's premier roster on Jan 25th
- Teddy Gordon Sr the majorist felony disciplination combatant: 1 major felony indication card this semester
- J R Ewing & Lazer Corn set to turn out for both 2nd and 3rd string matchups in quick succession - allowable under Arthurian Conference Law
- J R Ewing due to make debut appearance in a third string matchup this semester
- Lazer Corn due to make 15th first team call-up for third string in League competition over past two semesters
- Lee Malinhams & Dave Howelse both running hot in netbusting percentage column right now - 2 goalstrikes in 2 matchups for each lethalizer (1.000)
Random Stat of the Week, in association with Dr Pepper: Top Ten Most Lame-o Soccer Ball Club Names in US:
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1.Wilmington Hammerheads
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2.Seacoast United Phantoms
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3.Virginia Beach Piranhas
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4.Los Angeles Misioneros
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5.Southern Caifornia Seahorses
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6.Bay Area Ambassadors
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7.Massachusetts Stingers
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8.Chicago Natural Disasters
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9.Santa Clarita Blue Heat
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10.Detroit Waza
See you next Friday for another Statz Bombardment homies!
Peace out - Word.