The OHAFC 1st XI's shock Dunn Cup semi-final defeat at home to First Division Winchester proved hard to stomach for some of the squad and they relieved their frustration in a variety of bizarre means at local Fulham taphouse 'The Brown Cow' late on Saturday night.

Despite several prior 'warnings' from one of the hefty serving wenches working behind the Demba (Ba), Messrs Molloy & Milln were so distraught and discombobulated by the afternoon's events, they took to finding solace in placing items of fruit in each other's belly buttons and pointing at them in a 'hilarious' fashion.

Pictured here, Milln having placed two lime 'wedges' on Molloy's strangely-alluring abdomen.

Events later took a turn for the worse, so much so that the eagerly-anticipated early morning Subbuteo fixture at Lederman's was abandoned without any play possible, the pitch having been heavily soiled by an as yet unverified liquid toxin.

Innocent by-stander Johnny Williams was heard to mutter 'Timeout Green Bay' although nobody was quite sure what he was talking about, the NFL season having concluded fully a month ago.

It had been a long, and frankly, rather strange Saturday for the OHAFC.